
Ha! I am now 7 months old now. Someone told me about October and I have been preparing Mummy for Halloween by trying to scare the DICKENS out of her with my new phase....TWO LEGGEDNESS!!!!
I was strategic about it though.
#1. Instill a premature feeling of insecurity in my Mummy such that she recognizes my lack of fear of falling, rolling off furniture, hitting my head, choking, and pulling heavy things off surfaces. Done!
#2. Tease her by scooching myself around the floor and running quickly when assisted....further letting her know I am capable of ANYTHING!
After those phases were complete .....I was REALLY ready to get down to business. How fun!
This morning I woke Mummy up at 5:45 AM by standing OVER her in her bed and looking down at her. Hee hee....you should've seen the look of fear in her face! For once it wasn't my diapers that needed changing! Then I patted her face with my hand to let her know it wasn't a dream! That was just for starters.....but it seems I may need more profound planning.
Lately, Mummy's been thinking she has me whooped with this "ferberization" crapola (soothing myself to sleep). Well, I've had the radish with all that hippy shmippy parenting.
Tonight, Mummy put my down as usual. I whined and put on a show for about 3 minutes, as she expected. THEN.....silence!
I remained silent for 6 whole minutes. Mommy came into the room to check on me thinking I was asleep. Little did I know she was ARMED!!!
Suddenly there was a flash!!!!
And that's when she took that picture of me up above!
Drats!!!! Foiled again!
I guess my scare tactics will remain hampered for now.
However, I did manage a small victory. Mummy was so freaked out that she and Grammy immediately removed me from the crib, passed me to Grampa, and lowered my mattress EIGHT inches!
HMPH!~
You win this round Mummy, but I'm pretty smart and Halloween isn't here YET!!!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA.........